Get a £97 Facebook + Instagram audit for your business

A 1-page PDF and a 5-minute recorded walkthrough. We tell you what's working, what's costing you reach, and the next three things to fix. No upsell to a retainer. UK SMBs first — Ayrshire and beyond.

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Delivered within 24 hours of submission · Done for you by a UK-based human

What's actually in the audit

Five sections, no fluff. We look at the things that actually move reach and bookings — not vanity metrics.

Post quality teardown

Last 20 posts, ranked. Hooks, captions, image quality, alt text. What's pulling weight, what's filler.

Hashtag review

Whether your tags are reaching the right local audience or just spam. Specific replacements, not generic lists.

Hook patterns

The first 3 seconds of your reels and first line of your captions. What's making people stop versus scroll.

Schedule fit

When you post versus when your audience is actually online. Concrete day/time recommendations.

Voice consistency

Does your Facebook sound like the same business as your Instagram? Where you're losing trust by switching tone.

Who it's for

UK small businesses (sole traders to ~20 staff)
Ayrshire-based first — but we work with any UK SMB
Tradespeople, salons, hospitality, cafes, retail, local services
Already posting on Facebook and/or Instagram (we can't audit what isn't there)
Not for: agencies, very large brands, US/EU outside UK (different audience dynamics)

What you actually get

1-page PDF with a numbered action list (the 3 highest-leverage fixes)
5-minute recorded loom walking through the findings on your own pages
Specific examples — your post URLs, your hashtags, your captions
Suggested next 7 days of post ideas tailored to your business
Delivered to your email within 24 hours of submission
No retainer, no follow-up sales call. One-shot fee, useful artefact.

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The £97 audit is being re-wired into a new Stripe account this week. Drop your details below and we'll email you the buy link the moment it reopens — usually within a few days. Reopens shortly under A Mackay (Publisher) Ltd Stripe account.

Heads up: the audit checkout is temporarily paused while we migrate to a new Stripe account. Join the waitlist and we'll email you within 7 days when it reopens. No card needed now.

By joining the waitlist you agree to our privacy policy. We email once when it reopens, then delete your details if you don't buy.

FAQ

Why £97 and not free?

Because free audits are sales pitches in disguise. £97 covers two hours of human work and means we have zero incentive to upsell you to a retainer. You get a useful artefact and we go away.

How long does it take?

24 hours from submission to delivery in your inbox. Audits are queued in the order paid.

Can I get a refund?

Once we've delivered the PDF and loom, no — that's two hours of human work that can't be unbought. If you change your mind before we start, we refund in full. Full terms at /terms.

Will you try to sell me a retainer afterwards?

No follow-up call, no sales sequence. If the audit is useful and you later want help implementing, our packages start at £249/month — but that's your move, not a hidden funnel.

Do you audit TikTok, LinkedIn or Pinterest?

The £97 product covers Facebook and Instagram only. If you want a multi-platform audit, email hello@gridsocial.co.uk and we'll quote.

What data do you need from me?

Your public Facebook Page URL and your public Instagram handle. We do not need any logins, passwords or admin access. Privacy details at /privacy.